Παιδιά, πάρτε μπουφάν!

1) Τι έλεγε ο Θεός του Μπόντινοκ ενώ τον έφτιαχνε?
-Γαμώτο, ξέμεινα πάλι από πηλό!

2)Στο μπουντρούμι:
Ήρωας 1- Τι είναι πράσινο και γλοιώδες, σε μέγεθος αλόγου με πλοκάμια και δαγκάνες, κόκκινα μάτια και εξογκωμένες μπλε κεραίες?
Ήρωας 2- Δεν ξέρω? Τι είναι?
Ήρωας 1-Ούτε γω ξέρω! Α, να, έρχεται, να το ρωτήσουμε!

Μόλις βρώ τίποτα καλύτερο θα το προσθέσω.

H fwnh apo to skotadi...

H istoria ksekinaei ston Gkrizogeraka mia polh mikrh sxetika h opoia htan arketa apomakrusmenh apo alles poleis . Sto pandoxeio ths opou trwgane kai pinane diaforoi , ksafnika mpainei mesa enas nanos me onoma Avatar eixe er8ei leei apo ena xwrio kai phge sthn kontinoterh polh gia na ksekinhsei thn drash tou opws o ka8e nanos allwste . Omws auto pou h8ele den egine sthn diadromh tou mexri na ftasei ston Gkrizogeraka alla pote den ksereis ti sou epifulasei h moira... O nanos loipon mesa sto pandoxeio koitaei olous autous tous tupous pou trwne pinoun kai genika diaskedazoun ektos apo enan... Enas an8rwpos meshlikas kai ligo pros to geros ka8etai sto trapezi tou kai trwme ena ksero pswmi . O nanos ton koitaei kai katalabainei amesws (mia apo tis liges fores) oti exei na kanei me enan periergo tupo kai sigoura oxi me enan aplo an8rwpo... Alla to mualo tou den mporouse na einai sigouros gia to an einia gia kalo autos h gia thn katastrwfh ths polhs... O nanos plhsiazei ton periergo tupo alla prin ftasei sto trapezi gurizei kai blepei ena elf . Afou gnwrizontai me to elf pou legetai Ozide (sthn sunexeia o char allakse xeria kai to name tou egine Biller) .

O Ozide loipon enas ranger polu neos se hlikia erxetai apo mia istoria 8luberh gia ton idio kai gia thn oikogeneia tou . Zouse se ena xwrio pou uparxan mono elf alla kapoia drow elf tous ekanan epi8esh kai tous skotwsan olous (sxedon) to sugkekrimeno xwrio profanws kai kaike .

Oi duo loipon kainourgioi filoi se ena kainourgio meros plhsiazoun mazi ton periergo tupo pou legame prin... Girizei tous koitaei o tupos... Kai tous leei na pane se enan purgo pou einai ligo pio eksw apo ton Gkrizogeraka gia na ksekinhsei h peripeteia tous...

Afou bgainoun eksw apo ton Gkrizogeraka antikrizoun kapoia goblins na polemoun kati san mephits mexri omws na ftasoun kai autoi sto pedio ths maxhs ta mephits haflings htan hdh nekra , sto tsak mpam oi 2 hrwes trwne ta goblins kai mpainoun mesa ston purgo pou htan mprosta tous (pou tous eixe pei o tupos sthn taberna) . Mpainoun mesa ALLA den einai kaneis... O nanos arxizei na psaxnei ton xwro xalontas kapoia biblia kai skizontas kapoia xartia tou magou panw sthn biasinh tou , o elf apo thn allh pio prosektika psaxnei alla den briskei kati endiaferon . Meta apo liga deuterolepta emfanizete mprosta tous ena Imp (kserete daimonaki) . O mikros daimonas tous milaei kai tous rwtaei ti gureuoun edw... Apantane mazi oi duo hrwes oti anazhtoun ton mago tou purgou klp klp . To Imp leei na apofasisoun enan apo tous duo na mpei mesa... O nanos loipon legomenos Avatar 8a paei na sunantisei ton mago... Afou diasfizei ton diadromo ola skoteiniazoun mprosta tou kai oso proxwraei pio mesa perissotero skoteina , o Avatar den deiliazei (akoma) kai sunexizei mprosta tou blepei ton toixo na anoigei mpainei mesa kai... o toixos sthn plath tou klinei kateu8eian . Problhma gia nanous? den nomizw parolo oti ta eixe kanei ligo panw tou eblepe kati psila mesa sto apoluto skotadi alla h apostash pou eblepe htan elaxisth .
Afou proxwraei ligo blepei ena keri anamenw panw se ena grafeio kai ena xeri na aplonete pisw apo to keri na ton akoumpaiei kai na leei "se perimena..."

u.g.: Oi duo hrwes etreksan panw sthn mikrh maxh pou ginotan kai efagan ton arxhgo twn goblin kai alla 2 mikra goblin me tis prwtes zaries tou na einai ka8ara 20!!

Kante kanena comment omws mhn ta grafw kai ta blepw monos mou -.-

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Character , player , class , template

Avatar , harrys(me) , fighter , dwarf
Biller , basilis , archer , elf
Bodinok , dimitris , mage , gnome
Felony , artemis , psion , elf
Mordiac , giannis , druid , elf
Papajimis , alexandros , cleric , human
Sonic , achilleas , rogue , elf